Laughabull sporting skills!

I have learned the hard way that a Dairy Cow is not designed to be a sporting star! Apart from the my excellent speed as an indoor soccer ''sweeper'', there is alot of room for improvement. Netball is out of the question, as is Actionball. I have considered the play equipment in Play on Indoor as an option for sport . . .  Cowmando sports has potential one would think? I am, however, exhausted and am resting for the afternoon.... call me a Cowch potato!! I am dreaming of some green paddocks .... were they in Coquimbo (COW)?